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I Made Wine Out Of Raisins So I Wouldn't Have To Wait For It To Age. -- Steven Wrigh
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I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.
-- Steven Wright
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I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Stephen Wrigh
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
..so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wrigh...
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
-- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -- Steven Wrigh
I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wrigh