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Every Time I Lose Weight, It Finds Me Again!
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Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
Childhood is a glorious time. You can lose weight simply by taking a bath.
I'm not a photographer. I just wear all this to lose weight.
You need to lose weight.
I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good. -- Michael Meeha
As time passes, the decision which faces most of us is whether to lose weight, or gain it so that the wrinkles don't show so much.