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• TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Is beer like Champagne?
• I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Candida, Act III...
• The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
  -- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike [If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr....
• I get no kick from champagne... -- Cole Porte
• I'm only here for the Beer...
• When Beer is Outlawed only Outlaws will brew Beer.
• Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
• It's a long time since I drank champagne. Anton Checkov, last word