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  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
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  I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica....
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  Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection?...
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  I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
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  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
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  I said, "Great, that makes me the least of my problems." -- Sara B. Siriu...
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