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I'm so cool I can hardly bear to gaze upon my wonderful
contenance in the morning, but it does get easier with age
and wisdom
Related:
I can hardly bear to watch.
It's so loud I can hardly hear the voices in my head.
I'm So Skeptical, I Can Hardly Believe It.
The sun was shining brightly, And I could hardly wait, To ponder at my window, And gaze at my estate.
My eyes fell on a little bird, With a lovely yellow bill....
Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to....
Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....
It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.