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• As I awoke this morning, When all things sweet are born, A robin perched upon my sill To hail a happy morn.
  He looked so young and fragile, So sweetly did he sing, That thoughts of joy and happiness Into my heart did spring....
• I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
• I was using a Microsoft Window one day, and it slammed on my fingers!!
• Yow! I threw up on my window! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• A wino asked me for change. I gave him my shirt...
• I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it.
• Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence.
  He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat....
• I sit down next to him and get my gear off. (My armour I meant!)
• The only calendar I need is just outside my window.
  With eyes to see and ears to hear, nature keeps me posted. Alfred A. Montape...