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I'm So Hyper...(said With A Very Dull Voice) -- Steven Wrigh
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I'm so hyper...(said with a very dull voice)
-- Steven Wright
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I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime.
So I ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. -- Steven Wrigh
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, Got any shoes you're not using? -- Steven Wrigh...
Today I dialed a wrong number. The other side said, 'Hello?
' and I said, 'Hello, could I speak to Joey?' They said,' Uh, I don't think so....
I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh