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Today I Dialed A Wrong Number. The Other Side Said, 'Hello?
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Today I dialed a wrong number. The other side said, 'Hello?' and I said,
'Hello, could I speak to Joey?' They said,' Uh, I don't think so...He's only
two months old.' I said, 'I'll wait...'
-- Steven Wright
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One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
.. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information.
She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks....
I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold outside.
The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees today,' and I said 'Oops....
So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime.
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In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to?
I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...
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