Today I Dialed A Wrong Number. The Other Side Said, 'Hello?

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Today I dialed a wrong number. The other side said, 'Hello?' and I said,
'Hello, could I speak to Joey?' They said,' Uh, I don't think so...He's only
two months old.' I said, 'I'll wait...'
-- Steven Wright

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