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• Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Bria
• Me mule wouldn't work in the mud. [mournfully] So I had to put seventeen bullets in 'er!
  -- Willy, problem-solver, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• And Muller beats Riendeau like a rented mule.
• Bob beats Cal like a rented mule!
• Life is like bein' on a mule team. Unless you're the lead mule, all the scenery looks about the same.
• A mule in a tux is still a mule.
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi
• The hardest work in the world is being out of work. -- Whitney M. Young, Jr.