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• Skinner: Willy, some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade four gerbil, uh, Superdude, lost his life.
  I need you to air out the classroom and give Superdude a proper burial....
• Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
  Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
• Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all gonna die!
  [Seymour grabs him in a headlock] Willy: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat....
• Skinner: Pull, Willy, pull! Willy: I'm doing all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle walker!
  -- Fitting epithets, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense.
  So we just threw something together with vampires. Enjoy! -- Bart, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Burns: Hmm...who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib.
  Smithers: Er, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock....
• Lisa: Bart, what's wrong? Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.
  Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
  SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
• I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered!
  And it was scrump-diddley- umptious! -- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV...