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• Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!
  -- Daffy Duck, "Duck! Rabbit! Duck!...
• I need some duck tape. My duck has a quack in it.
• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
• I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK
• Dick: I lost your number.... Lucy: I work at the sheriff's office!
  You could have dialed 911! -- Dick Tremayne & Lucy Moran, _Twin Peaks_...
• I need some duck tape. My puter has a QWaK in it.
• When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
  -- Richard Cardinal Cushing...
• I wouldn't mind paying taxes--if I knew they were going to a friendly country. -- Dick Gregory
• Hankerin' for trouble, eh? Well I would like--" [aside] "I would like?
  I would like a trip to Europe!" "--I would like.....