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I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.
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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people
I don't know.
-- Garry Shandling
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody. -- Garry Shandling
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
-- Garry Shandling...
I can't believe I actually own my own house. I'm looking at a house and it's two hundred grand.
The realtor says, "It's got a great view." For two hundred grand I better open up the curtains and see breasts against the window....
I'm not thrilled about flying.... We don't know how old the airplanes are and there's really no way for us to tell, 'cause we're laymen.
But I figure if the plane smells like your grandmother's house, get out....
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier to talk her into staying over. -- Garry Shandling
They should put expiration dates on clothes so we would know when they go out of style.
-- Garry Shandling...
The last girl I made love to, it was not going well.
Anytime you make love and have to give her the Heimlich maneuver at the same time, it's not a good thing....
My girlfriend and I fell in love with another woman over the phone.
I know this world needs help.