I'm Not Thrilled About Flying.... We Don't Know How Old The Airplanes Are And There's Really No Way For Us To Tell, 'cause We're Laymen.

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I'm not thrilled about flying.... We don't know how old the airplanes are
and there's really no way for us to tell, 'cause we're laymen. But I figure
if the plane smells like your grandmother's house, get out. That's where I
draw the line.
-- Garry Shandling

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