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• The Marrying Maiden. Undertakings bring misfortune. Nothing that would further.
• Marrying a man is like having your hair cut short. You won't know whether it suits you until it's too late to change your mind.
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• Two weeks after I was born my mother tried to have an abortion .
  .. When you're not wanted they never like you. All I heard when I grew up wa...
• You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
• Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
• I am your father's brother's nephue's cousin's former roomate!
• You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
• You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.