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I Am Your Father's Brother's Nephue's Cousin's Former Roomate!
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I am your father's brother's nephue's cousin's former roomate!
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My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 2...
I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....