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• It takes two to make a bargain.
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• I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
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• THREE TIME LOSER -- a guy who pays $200 for a piece of ass and ends up with a donkey, which turns out to be a make, with hemorrhoids.
• The [animal] shows you a scholarly paper by Dolittle, D.
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• It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder.