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• In Columbia, Pennsylvania, it is against the law for a pilot to tickle a female flying student under her chin with a feather duster in order to get her attention.
• Yesterday an egg, tomorrow a feather duster!
• It is very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep because if you are a female sheep, what you do to solicit sex is to stand still.
  Maybe there is a female sheep out there really wanting another female, but there's just no way for us to know it....
• All but Marge: Yeah! Yes. All right! Marge
  [drolly] Yeah. Lisa: I want to meet the first female Stealth Bomber pilot....
• Is a female lawyer without her briefs, a solicitor?
• Taking business advice from a female is against Ferengi law. -- Advice of Zek.
• I'm a flying saucer pilot for the CIA.
• Violinists can stick it under their chin.
• Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband's old girl friend.