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• I brew the beer that I drink.
• If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my BEER !!!
• I need a drink... where's the SPACE BAR?
• I usually need a can of beer to prime me.
• For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered.
  But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written....
• A beer in need is a beer indeed.
• If I drink this funny-looking beer, will my pee turn green, too?
• If they don't want us to drink and drive, we shouldn't need a driver's license to buy beer.