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I Usually Need A Can Of Beer To Prime Me.
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I usually need a can of beer to prime me.
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Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
A beer in need is a beer indeed.
Lisa: Wow, Dad! Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.
[yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you....
I need to drink enough beer to reach a state of deep cerebral paralysis.
I look for beer - it makes me go.
Homer: All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer....
Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy, give your old man a little credit....
I need all the help I can get!