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  When I got home the front door wouldn't open. -- Steven Wrigh...
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• I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• I am at two with nature. -- Woody Alle
• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle
• I am two with nature. -- Woody Alle
• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Why should I move to a city where the only cultural advantage is that I can make a right turn on a red light?
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Alle