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• My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker. Woody Alle
• I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle
• I am two with nature. -- Woody Alle
• I am at two with nature. -- Woody Alle
• How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
  -- Woody Alle...
• Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue?
  Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza [sic] just a statue? -- Homer, "The Telltale Head...
• In New York crime is getting worse. I was there the other day.
  The Statue of Liberty had both hands up. -- Jay Leno...
• Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
  .. -- Woody Alle...
• Don't knock masturbation---it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Alle