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I Never Said All Republicans Were Saloonkeepers; What I Said Was All Saloonkeepers Were Republicans.
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I never said all Republicans were saloonkeepers; what I said was all
saloonkeepers were Republicans.
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I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats.
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
-- Alfred Hitchcock...
All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
.. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
God said it, I believe it and that's all there is to it.
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. -- Robin William
What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats. -- Groucho Marx