Related:

• Eat my SHORTS! -- Bart Simpso
• As they come out of the turn, it's Sufferin' Succotash by a neck over Yabba-Dabba-Doo, two lengths back Ain't I a Stinker and That's All Folks.
  I Yam What I Yam can see them all, but here comes Don't Have a Cow flying on the outside, and coming down to the wire, it's all Don't Have a Cow!...
• I am Bart of Borg.. assimilate my shorts.
• Bart: We made it! Everyone: Yay! Homer: Woo hoo!
  Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville! Bart+Home...
• Bart: Did you kill my principal? Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache? -- "Bart the Murdere
• Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed... D.A.
  But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complimentary newspaper....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Ba
  Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the Murdere...
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...