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• Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
  I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
• I never thought that others would take them so much more seriously then I did.
  -- Albert Einstein, about his theorie...
• Thought I to myself, we shall never come off scot-free.
• Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place. Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us!
  That fancy house'll never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in _this_ neighborhood....
• I am a computer. As such I never have or will make a mistake or error (I thought I did once, but I was wrong).
• As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
• I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. -- Lucy Van Pel
• Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
  And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer....