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  And I want in. -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
• Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
  Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night?...
• Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
  Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Home...
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...
• Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.
  Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'....
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• Lenny: Aw, if they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
  Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer? Shary
  Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?...