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I *never* Would Have Guessed You Were That Old!
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I *never* would have guessed you were that old!
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It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....
It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....
You're a very strong woman... Though this would be a traumatic experience that you would never forget, I think that you would be very successful in life.
These toys are just adorable. Who would have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius.
-- Marge throws out Krusty-related toys, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off! -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto
I would much prefer antiques if they were not so darned old.
I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
"You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....