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  Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific candidates, Morbo?...
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• 71: 69 with two fingers up your ass. -- George Carli
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• May the Forces of Evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carli
• There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. -- George Carli