In Many If Not Most Elections, The Consequences Come To About The Same Result As Two Bald Men Fighting Over A Comb.

In Many If Not Most Elections, The Consequences Come To About The Same Result As Two Bald Men Fighting Over A Comb.

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In many if not most elections, the consequences come to about the same
result as two bald men fighting over a comb. Whichever one gets elected is
going to commission the design of a new comb, and it is going to be
expensive. Of course, most government expenditures are not as significant
as the purchase of a new comb, but the point is made.

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Of course, if the government did commission the design of a new comb, it would be a classified secret and the costs would be astronomical.
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald. Belgian proverb
Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself with a Homer-esque comb-over, and breaks into sobs] -- A fate worse than death?...
There are two distinct sorts of what we call bashfulne
his, the awkwardness of a booby, which a few steps into the world will convert into the pertness of a cox comb...
Still, no matter what Webster's says, to me a date is going out with a guy you like, and he opens the doors for me, and I comb my hair and try to be civilized.
A date is planned out in advance, so you have plenty of time to get nervous about it....
Comb your hair...you look dreadful!
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Farrell's Law of New-Fangled Gadgetry: The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
From now on, I'm watching everything you do with a fine-toothed comb.