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• If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve.
  -- Don Marqui...
• A suspicious parent makes an artful child. -- Haliburto
• One of those things which is so simple that even a child can operate it is a parent.
• Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. -- Miguel de Unamuno
• The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
• The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent. -- Mell Lazaru
• The main difference between a child and parent is that when a child feels like he or she should run away from home, the child says this out loud.
• The first idea that the child must acquire, in order to be actively disciplined, is that of the difference between good and evil
  and the task of the educator lies in seeing that the child does not confuse good with immobility, and evil with activity....
• If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davi