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• Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE.
• A life spent in search of the perfect hash brownie is a life well spent.
• The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is a belt of gin from the bottle
  anything else is the decadent trappings of civilization. -- T.K....
• My comm port + Your comm port = wakawaka
• brain-dead adj. [common] Brain-damaged in the extreme.
  It tends to imply terminal design failure rather than malfunction or simple stupidity....
• Homer: A machine?! Earl's a machine?! [sarcastic] Oh, that's just perfect!
  Homer's desperate search for a soulmate has yielded a lighthouse-keeping robot....
• Blow it out your comm port!
• brain-dead: adj. Brain-damaged in the extreme. It tends to imply terminal design failure rather than malfunction or simple stupidity.
  This comm program doesn't know how to send a break how brain-dead!...
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