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Homer: A Machine?! Earl's A Machine?! [sarcastic] Oh, That's Just Perfect!
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Homer: A machine?! Earl's a machine?!
[sarcastic] Oh, that's just perfect! Homer's desperate search
for a soulmate has yielded a lighthouse-keeping robot. Oh, wow.
-- Bad luck, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
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Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
.. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...
Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
-- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
-- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...