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• Peanuts: The Drinking Man's Filter.
• Willie in the cauldron fell; Willie saw some dynamite, See the grief on mother's brow
  Couldn't understand it quite; Mother loved her darling well -- Curiosity never pay...
• I had written to Aunt Maud, who was on a trip abroad.
  When I heard she'd died of cramp, just too late to save the stamp. -- Harry Graham...
• When Grandmama fell off the boat And couldn't swim (and wouldn't float), Matilda just stood by and smiled.
  I almost could have slapped the child. -- Harry Graham...
• Late last night I slew my wife, Stretched her on the parquet flooring
  I was loath to take her life, But I had to stop her snoring! -- Harry Graham...
• Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone.
  -- Jorge Luis Borges, 1972...
• Life is a series of experiences, each of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this.
  For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and griefs which we endure help us in our marching onward....
• When we are not sure, we are alive. -- Graham Greene
• It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the United States.
  After forty hours in the air, George turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course!...