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• Oh, hey ho, men. You know, I was watching the Dumont last night, when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel, the Desert Fox.
  .. -- Mr. Burns emerges from a bathroom stall, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet. -- Flucard's Corollary
• Flush twice - this has to go all the way to the cafeteria! -- Toilet graffiti
• Rush Limbaugh seen at gay bar. Film at eleven.
• i met a womyn from kentucky while i was in new orleans this summer who found out that i am a vegetarian.
  ..she said: i'm a kittitarian. she eats pussy-cats....
• Stolen from the 7th. Street Bar and Grill.
• Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
• The average lifetime of a roll of toilet paper in a public restroom is forty years, ending 5 minutes before you enter the stall.
  -- Rothschild's Hypothesi...
• Eat shit! 1.9 trillion flies (estimation) can't be ALL wrong. -- Toilet graffiti