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• In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread.
  However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy....
• In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread.
  However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy....
• When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
  -- Chinese Proverb...
• The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. Portuguese Proverb
• Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
  Bart: No. Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family....
• Homer: Don't you know the story of Hercules and the lion?
  Bart: Is it a Bible story? Homer: Yeah, probably....
• If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead .
  .. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...