Homer: Don't You Know The Story Of Hercules And The Lion?

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Homer: Don't you know the story of Hercules and the lion?
Bart: Is it a Bible story?
Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big mean
lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the village people tried to
pull it out, but nobody was strong enough! So, they got
Hercules. And Hercules used his mighty strength, and Bingo!
Anyway, the moral is, the lion was so happy, he gave Hercules
this big... thing... of riches.
Bart: How did a lion get rich?
Homer: It was the olden days!
Bart: Oh.
-- "Blood Feud"

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