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I Once Heard That Lewis's (department Store) In Glasgow Used To Employ A "scapegoat".
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I once heard that Lewis's (department store) in Glasgow used to employ a
"scapegoat". If a customer complained about anything, the department's
manager would summon this guy and fire him on the spot.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple...
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple...
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple...
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
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What came first, the woman or the department store?