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Manager: Do You Like Children? Homer: What Do You Mean?
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Manager: Do you like children?
Homer: What do you mean? All the time? Even when they're nuts??
-- Homer applies for a job as a department store Santa,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Related:
You must really love us to sink so low.
Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....
Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
.. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
-- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute. Clerk: That's right.
$120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk...
Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer. Home
It is? Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers....