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They Don't Make Them Like They Used To. At Least, I Don't. -- Joe E.
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They don't make them like they used to. At least, I don't.
-- Joe E. Lewis
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If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim. -- Joe E. Lewi
I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewi
Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewi
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. -- Joe E. Lewi
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. -- Joe E. Lewi
If a wife does not cause all your troubles, she at least conveniently symbolizes them at times.
-- Don Herold...
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....