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Moe: Wanna Play Poker Tonight? Joe: I Can't. It's The Kids' Night Out.
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Moe: Wanna play poker tonight?
Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out.
Moe: So?
Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse.
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