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• Lawyer: I prefer representing female; system clearly biased in her favor.
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• How many kindergarden kids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, two, three... Mummy! can I use my toes?...
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• Mary Bailey: My worthy opponent thinks that the voters of this state are gullible fools.
  I, however, prefer to rely on their intelligence and good judgement....
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
  Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
• The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. --Erma Bombeck