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• I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennis socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming fo
  If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude....
• If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude.
  I'm a very technical boy. So I get as crude as possible....
• Quote #601 Most documentation starts as hastily scrawled notes from sleep-deprived developers who weren't necessarily hired for their keen communication skills.
  Those notes are then fleshed out by recently graduated English majors who have spent their last four years immersed in works of fiction....
• Programming for money sucks... you have to deal with PHBs, 16 hour days, and spending the night in your cubicle half of the time to avoid the Commute From Hell.
  .. I minored in Journalism, so I tried to switch into a job as an IT pundit....
• QUEEN Not much of a career to get into if you can help it.
  Tends to involve flying all over the place being famous....
• Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
  You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse....
• You may have had the luck to be hired by an ISP but you, with your flash of technical acumen, allienated any and all of us who might have been mad enough to sign up with your ISP.
  For this, at least, I am thankful. -- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 20 Feb, 1997...
• We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
  Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
• Its a very lovely ship... I think that you should go down with it.