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• I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater.
  So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the other day for bringing my own food in....
• I was kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie....!
• We came. We saw. We kicked its ass. -- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters_
• Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.
  -- Melvin Belli on the occcasion of his getting kicked out of the American Bar Associatio...
• Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman?
  Hell no! -- Hunter S. Thompson, on the US war against Iraq...
• Whaddya have to DO to get kicked out of Guns 'N Roses?
• Q: "What're you doing here?" Q2: "Oh, I've been trying track of you.
  Q: "I always thought you were in my corner." Q2: "Naw, ah, no, nah....
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...