Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked
out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.
-- Melvin Belli on the occcasion of his getting kicked out
of the American Bar Association
I, on the other hand, am a well-rounded human being with a degree from
the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and
three old stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out
Of Me....