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• I am reading Henry James ... and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber.
  -- Virginia Woolf...
• I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
  -- Virginia Woolf...
• WELL I THINK THATS THE LAST OF THEM" -- Famous Last Word
• I can look sharp as well as another, and let me alone to keep the cobwebs out of my eyes.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxxiii...
• Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
  -- Virginia Woolf (1882-1941), British novelist. Bernard, in The Waves (1931; repr. 1943, p. 189)....
• Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
  vi...
• I went to the fights last night and a hockey game broke out.
• I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight.
  "Oh, how can you tell?" "Well, last night when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo....
• Actually, I just got those from a book I read last week... "Sue Me".