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• Liberals have what it takes to take what you've got.
• The train jolted to a halt, a woman asked what was the matter.
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• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• You've got to hand it to the IRS. If not, they'll come and take it.
• WYGIWYD - What you got, is what you deserve.
• WYPIWYG: What You Printed Is What You've Got.