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You've Got To Hand It To The IRS. If Not, They'll Come And Take It.
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You've got to hand it to the IRS. If not, they'll come and take it.
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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
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Whistle, and she 'll come to you. -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Wit Without Money, Act iv, Sc. 4
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
Take care the IRS and the SEC don't find out!...
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
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Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
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With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. -- Yogi Berra
You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!