Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
I Said, I've Broken My Arm In Several Places. He Said, Don't Go To Those Places.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
I said, I've broken my arm in several places.
He said, Don't go to those places.
-- [Possibly Henry Youngman?]
Related:
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-- Henny Youngma...
I will show," said Agesilaus, "that it is not the places that grace men, but men the places.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Laconic Apophthegms, Of Agesilaus the Grea...
I said, "Doctor, it hurts when I do that." (Moves arm) He said, "Don't do it then.
Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
I said, "I'll be the one in the leather jacket." She said, "I'll be the one drinking sake....
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one car looked exactly like his neighbor's.
Stopping hurriedly on the side of the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris....
I was out rowing in the lake the other day and when I came in, I noted that my name was spray painted several places on the pier.
Now, I've finally done it, achieved recognition from my piers!...
After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $...
My arm! said Captain Hook offhandedly.