Called A Blind Date To Set Up A Meeting At A Restaurant.

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Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. I said, "I'll be the
one in the leather jacket." She said, "I'll be the one drinking sake." Turned
out it was one of those biker-sushi places. We never met.
-- [Imitation] Steven Wright

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