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• Then came the churches, then came the schools, then came the lawyers, then came the rules.
  -- Mark Knopfle...
• When you point your finger cause your plans fell through you've got three more fingers pointing back at you.
  -- Mark Knopfle...
• Darling," he breathed, "after making love I doubt if I'll be able to get over you -- so would you mind answering the phone?
• You know that your son is growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and refuses to tell you where he is going.
• After he routed Pharnaces Ponticus at the first assault, he wrote thus to his friend
  I came, I saw, I conquered." -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Caesa...
• A man asked a private detective to follow his wife.
  After several days, the private detective came back with his findings....
• The best advice I ever received was back in 1958 when I was playing the piano in a bar on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.
  C. A congressman came up to me and said, "Kid, stop singing `Stardust' and start singing about Congress....
• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• But it's a sad reminder when your organ grinder has to come to you for the rent, and all you've got to give him is the use of your sideshow tent.
  -- Mark Knopfle...