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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  When I was thirteen, my father took me aside and told me that all a girl needed to know to get by in life was written on the top of a mayonnaise jar....
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• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• The best advice I have ever received was given to me by the late journalist Damon Runyo
  Get as mad as you like but never get off the payroll." -- David Brow...
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